that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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