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say what?
wanna hang out?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I was not drunk enough for that final.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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