I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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