I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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