Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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