He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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