Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
How's work?
Spinning.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
