I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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