smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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