I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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