it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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