The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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