but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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