just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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