the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!