Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
if only i could text you this smell
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
