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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong

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(516): There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong http://tfl.nu/4bke

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(478): View more from Georgia

I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"

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And thats what homeschooling is for

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(478): I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!" (1-478): And thats what homeschooling is for http://tfl.nu/vl1o

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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy

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(608): the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy <3's balls" is written in sharpie across my forehead http://tfl.nu/cffy

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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.

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(601): A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first. http://tfl.nu/xh2t

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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell

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(270): I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell http://tfl.nu/jfse

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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.

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(716): I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle. http://tfl.nu/lk8z

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(772): View more from Florida

My dream of liquor pitchers came true

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(772): My dream of liquor pitchers came true http://tfl.nu/bhu0

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(248): View more from Michigan

You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.

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(248): You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning. http://tfl.nu/57rh

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(250): View more from British Columbia

At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.

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(250): At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here. http://tfl.nu/zp01

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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.

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(416): You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams. http://tfl.nu/dmv7

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school

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(912): It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school http://tfl.nu/xr6r

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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03

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(304): Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03 http://tfl.nu/37tw

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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"

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(305): I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court" http://tfl.nu/xin1

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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.

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(860): I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store. http://tfl.nu/502t

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.

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(952): Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win. http://tfl.nu/6dep

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