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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat

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• (631): View more from New York

  we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms

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• (510): View more from California

  You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed

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