I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i love accidental penises.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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