I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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