your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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