And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My dick has a subreddit
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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