Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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