Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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