doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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