bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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