I didn't shave. On purpose
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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