then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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