For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize