I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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