I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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