my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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