Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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