...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice