did you get engaged???
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks