Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him