she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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