Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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