her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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