Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
When did angry sex become our thing?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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