He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
