BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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