I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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