awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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