47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
