I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
