the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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