Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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