im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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