I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Welp...herpes.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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