a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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