SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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