Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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