The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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