she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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