So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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