do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He passed out mid-signature
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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