There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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