That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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