who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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