i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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