i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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