now i know why i became what i already was.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
